blinkpen:

dragonfly

thestrawberrydreams:

linipik:

“Works every time, apparently”

Aziraphale’s plan went down poorly, but maybe Crowley’s would work

linipik:

“Get humans wet and staring into each other’s eyes.
Vavoom. Sorted.”

We saw Aziraphale’s version played out, I think we need Crowley’s

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

tumblr is special because I can make someone unhappy just by writing down my thoughts & then they’ll thank me and ask me for more

absolvedgravitas:

absolvedgravitas:

America slaughtering buffalo and moving whole tribes for the sake of building railroads only to decide they dont actually like trains is giving the same energy as the english conquering the world for spices and then deciding they didnt like any of them. like father like son

By the way, this is approximately 50% of the people in leaving tags on this post.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

gender is a competition and i’m losing on purpose. i read the handbook and diligently wrote down every single rule violation i could perform. i even invented new ones

thenightling:

thenightling:

A bit of trivia:  A lot of people don’t understand what it means to “Count sheep” to sleep. In reality it’s an Insomnia treatment method where you pick a random topic where there might be several examples that fit the criteria “Disney witches” for example or “Films that feature Dracula as a character.”  It can be anything at all.  "Movies with Danny Elfman musical scores.“  You don’t Google the answer.  You lay there and try to think of things that fit the topic you chose and count them. That’s how you really “Count Sheep.”  

Pretty much, yes.

@feeling-kinda-sad-ngl​

mightbebobbie:

i want to punt them into the sun

everythingfox:

So cuddly

brightsunnydaysofcastamere:

annoyedlord:

the-text-party:

chaos–themralds:

tmmyhug:

o/ <- person waving

o7 <- person saluting

ol <- person raising hand

o1 <- person scratching head

\o> <- person stretching

\o/ <- woohoo!

<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE “OH FUCK OH SHIT” STRESS

orz <- the person is on their hands and knees, on the floor, god what happened to them

OTL <- same, but we are now closer to them (mb softly pat their back or something)

or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they’ve got a fat ass now

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

favorite character type is “nonconfrontational but will slash your tires in the dark shroud of night”

nicooriia:

whitepeopletwitter:

Cowards.

theunusuallee:

theunusuallee:

Okay, I had a couple hours and I wanted to make a scenario for my last post

I like the thought of Fionna, Cake and Simon doing goofy little crossover missions that Prismo heavily suggests they go on but cant actually assign

I like to think he has 0 memory of being the actual Winter King. Then he regains them and decides to become Simon Petri-cough drop for the rest of his life

Please dont repost/reupload to other websites :)

And here’s his colour scheme :)

zosanbrainrot:

zosantober day 12 - spicy

mandatory supplies stop